Sucker for Love Crush Landing Crush Landing Achievements
Nineteen Steam trophies, from touching the rock wrong to dating Maria.
Sucker for Love: Crush Landing ships with 19 Steam achievements. The store lists them; the public Steam stats page names them and, for most, prints a one-line unlock. This page is that list plus the wiki routes that actually help. It is not a fake 100% spreadsheet of unpublished descriptions. If Steam hid a line until unlock, we say so.
Pair this with the ending checklist and extra Cloud saves. Crush Landing is single-player. There is no party to carry a miss.
How to hunt without deleting the smooch file
Name slots ash, true, visitors, no-door. Intrusive Thoughts Won is an early gag that ashes the host. Do it on a throwaway created before the meteorite prompt, as getting started already screams. Three-heart and pet trophies belong on a keep-alive file. Door-restriction trophies belong on copies that never answer knocks except the allowed exceptions.
The 19, from common to rare
Percentages are global Steam stats from launch week (rounded). They move.
| Achievement | Steam description | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Intrusive Thoughts Won (~66%) | Touch the meteorite with “something else”. | The ash gag. Neutral and bad endings. |
| Water You Doing?! (~34%) | Douse Hheily. | A water/douse prompt, not a color feed. Do not confuse with starving the flame. |
| All’s well… (~33%) | Reach any three-heart ending. | HUD hearts, not Host-neutral. See true ending. |
| Shrinking Violet (~28%) | Help Flora bloom. | Take the flowers and follow through. Flora. |
| Hikikomori (~27%) | Neutral or better without ever leaving the apartment. | Stay inside. Door knocks can still happen; leaving the building is the fail. |
| True Beginning (~25%) | (Steam hid the public one-liner.) | Sits between stay-home and darkness in rarity. Treat as a campaign-start / keep-alive flag, not as ash. |
| Sorrow Manifest (~19%) | Encounter the Sentient Darkness. | Sentient Darkness. |
| Hear Me Out (~16%) | Romance the Sentient Darkness. | Separate from Hheily’s smooch. Copy the save. |
| Midori and Me (~16%) | (Description hidden on the public list.) | “And Me” naming matches the Maria trophy. A named bond, not a color. |
| Everyday Hero (~15%) | (Description hidden.) | Likely a visitor-help flag. Track it when Steam shows the line. |
| Turn Your Life Around (~14%) | Help the Backwards Man see the brighter side. | Door event. Visitor walkthrough. |
| Cunning Linguist (~13%) | Survive Scam Likely’s double negatives. | The scammer has a name. Do not only slam; the trophy wants the conversation survived. |
| One and All (~12%) | Help Mina pull herself together. | Named visitor. |
| Til Death Do Us Part (~12%) | Help the divorced couple stick together. | Another door plot, not Hheily. |
| Monami and Me (~10%) | (Description hidden.) | Same “And Me” pattern as Midori / Maria. |
| The Rainbow Bridge (~6%) | Three-heart ending without letting either pet die or become over-exposed. | Pets exist. Color feeding and leaving them in the comet’s glow can kill this trophy. |
| Maria and Me (~3%) | Start dating Maria. | Maria. Copy the Hheily file first. |
| Superstar (~2.5%) | (Description hidden.) | Rare. Do not invent a step list. |
| Agoraphobic (~2.3%) | Neutral or better without answering the door except for the Firefighters or The Intruders. | Hard Hikikomori cousin. Flora, Scam Likely, and most knocks are forbidden. |
What the trophies teach about the game
The list is a better map than the missing endings gallery. You can leave the apartment. You can refuse almost every knock. You can douse Hheily. You can date Maria. You can romance the Sentient Darkness. You have pets that can die or get over-exposed to colour. Visitors have names: Flora, Scam Likely, Backwards Man, Mina, a divorced couple, Firefighters, Intruders, Midori, Monami.
That is why the supporting cast page grew, and why the visitor walkthrough exists. The color feeding guide still matters: Rainbow Bridge fails if you treat pets like grapes.
A sane 100% order
- Throwaway: Intrusive Thoughts Won, then delete or keep the screenshot.
- Romance file: All’s well, True Beginning if it pops, Shrinking Violet, Water You Doing on a copy if douse looks lethal.
- Visitor file: Backwards Man, Scam Likely, Mina, divorced couple. See visitors.
- Darkness file: Sorrow Manifest, then Hear Me Out if you want that date. Sentient Darkness.
- Restriction files: Hikikomori, then Agoraphobic.
- Side dates: Maria, and whatever Midori / Monami turn out to be when their lines publish.
- Rainbow Bridge last, on a three-heart file that never cooked the pets.
The embedded video is a demo “all the stars” run. Use it for the lab, not as proof of every paid trophy. Full-game all-endings uploads also exist; the full walkthrough is the campaign companion.
When Steam publishes the four hidden one-liners, this table gets them. Until then, do not copy a random comment that “Superstar means kiss the firefighters.”
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers to the most common questions.
How many achievements does Crush Landing have?
19 on Steam. Names and most descriptions are on this page. Hidden lines stay marked hidden.
Should I get Intrusive Thoughts Won on my main file?
No. It ashes the host. Use a pre-touch copy. See getting started.
Does slamming every door block trophies?
Yes for Flora, Scam Likely, Mina, and others. Agoraphobic wants almost no doors. Run separate files. Visitors.
Is Maria an achievement or an ending?
Steam: “Maria and Me — Start dating Maria.” Treat it as both a trophy and a side route. Maria.